雪夜獨酌

昨天因為一公升的眼淚整個人變得很不舒服

                                                                               

喉嚨痛  眼睛痛   頭痛   想吐  耳朵痛 還不停留鼻水

                                                                               

忍了一天

                                                                               

結果今天凌晨就忍不住跑去掛急診

                                                                               

一到急診室掛號後  護士小姐就幫我量血壓

                                                                               

順便問我有哪些症狀

                                                                               

我就照實回答她

                                                                               

這時急診室中唯一的醫生走了過來

                                                                               

聽見我描述的症狀之後就馬上說：



哎呀!這個要去看耳鼻喉科啦!我們急診室沒有而鼻喉科啦!

                                                                               

我：你在說廢話嗎？我也知道應該去看耳鼻喉科  問題是  你有聽過凌晨還在營業

                                                                               

    的耳鼻喉科嗎？有的話你介紹一下啊！我一點都不想花那麼多錢看急診好嗎？

                                                                               

當然，以上純屬幻想，我等下還得等這個急診室唯一的醫生開藥給我，生命安全比

                                                                               

較重要，千萬不能得罪醫生啊啊啊！！！

                                                                               

我：（默）   他們就是現在沒開>〃<∥

                                                                               

醫生：喔！也是後！

                                                                               

我：（默ing）

                                                                               

大概他在急診室呆了一個晚上  已經神智不清了吧！！

                                                                               

開始後悔來掛急診了   萬一這個醫生太想睡覺又開錯藥那怎麼辦？

                                                                               

量完血壓   醫生說要先幫我看耳朵



他用一個長的像耳溫槍的東西（前端還會發光喔！）伸進我的左耳

                                                                               

看了一下  然後說：

                                                                               

嗯! 耳屎很多,看不到有什麼問題耶!

                                                                               

(......e04   老娘是花錢來給你羞辱的嗎? )

                                                                               

 好吧!應該沒問題吧!

                                                                               

(「應該」......你還我七百塊的急診費來＠＠)